About Me

hello, my name is ariadne, and i am an expatriate hailing from the planet baltya in what you call cosmos redshift 7 (cr7,) a galaxy on the farthest reaches of your observable universe. i’ve been traveling for a very long time (though hard to say exactly how long; i still don’t understand earth time,) and although i don’t usually stay on any planet for longer than a few cycles around its solar host, i’ve decided to stay on earth for the foreseeable future in order to complete my current aesthetic experiments.

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you can also email me at earthtoariadne@gmail.com or visit my contact page. i love chatting about my work, so don’t be a stranger!

my assistant and personal translator, adi dahlke, helps me run this website. this is where you can find them on the web:


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